Greetings and Salutations!
I bet you weren't expecting that kind of a title here now, were you? Of for it to be spelled correctly for that matter. But it is, and hopefully things will change around here now for the better.
For I am sober.
For the first time in about 8 years too, I think. And it's all thanks to Mofo and his decision to send me undercover.
Turns out that the super-secret villainous organization that we thought was being based out of a fake rehab center, was actually not. It was a real rehab center. The real evil organization was across town in an abandoned factory (how trite). I found that out about 2 days into treatment and decided to stick around when I felt that they were truly helping me to identify which personal demons I was trying to drown in alcohol. And they helped me to see that I may be a more valuable member of the team, and society as a whole, by remaining sober and dedicating my life in a much clearer capacity.
So, now I'm going to go back and rectify any and all mistakes I may have caused and ask for forgiveness from all that I have wronged. I'm going to be a while, I'm afraid. But I guess I'll start with those closest to home. In my home, actually.
And I'm also contemplating a new monicker as well. "Liquid Courage" just does not fit any more. I just don't know about any powers that I may have now that I'm not an "alcohol-fueled butt kicking machine" as I was want to call myself in the past. I guess I'll have to rely on my wits (now that I have them back) until I can perform some tests and take the "wait and see" approach.
So wish me luck as I strike out to overcome the evils of the world, and also in my own redemptive struggle. Just as Andrew once told us "Redemption is hard."
And thank you again, Mofo. My dear friend; whether you meant to or not, you have helped to place me back on the tacks to righteousness and valor. Thank you.
Adieu,
Formerly Known as "Liquid Courage"