The more I drink, the stronger I get! And I use that to fight crime...when I'm conscious anyways. So evil-doers beware! But don't do evil during Happy Hour. It's just not right.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Just checkin in...

Hey everybody! It’s me, Liquid Courage here. Just have a few minutes on the computer left. I’m at one of those coffee/interweb kafes, and some guy told me I could use the last couple of minutes on his computer time that he paid for. Sweet.

So what to tell you guys… Oh! Me and Bongo are crashing at my buddy El Whoppo’s place. That’s not his real name, it’s just what I call him. He’s some Mexican superhero and has some hard to pronounce fancy Mexican superhero name. So I call him El Whoppo. He seems only mildly irritated by it. Anyways, He’s letting Bongo and I crash at his place. With him and his 4 brothers and 7 cousins in a 2 bedroom place. It’s smelly and I really have to get out of there soon. But it’s been raining squirrels and woodchucks, so I have been waiting ‘til it stops.

The Mayor’s still in peaches and still pretty frickin’ pissed at me. I saw him on the street the other day and he started cussing me out with a whole buncha big words and possibly some kinda mumbo jumbo words that I didn’t really get. He did say that when he gets all his power back, we’ll have a reckoning. What the hell’s that? What’s he reckon he’s gonna do? And when did the Mayor get so country? Before he left he did do the old man shake his fist thing which always makes me giggle.

Saw the A.S.S. guys the other day takin’ out a dragonmonsterthingy. If I had to sum up that fight in 2 words, I’d say: funny as shit. It was only SK, Mofo and PI that were there (haven’t seen any of the others in forever). Lemme see if I can remember how it went. Oh wait this computer’s about to shut off. I have to go see if I can get on another one…

LC

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