I should be on the cover of GQ...or Modern Drunkard

Check this out:


I'll be sportin' this stylish get-up on my date. Pretty handsome, no?

It's my work outfit that the Mayor had Lacey put together for me. She went on and on about the colors still excentuating (no idea what that means) stuff and flexability and my ass and other stuff. Whatever. I like it though. It's basically the same thing I used to wear. Plus it looks good on the job or when I'm out playing. I just hate having to shave all the time now. AND the Mayor put me on "light" beer and "light" mayo and other stuff. But my pants fit better, so that's ok i guess...

So, wish me luck. Or wish me lucky. Ha ha!

LC