My own headquarters
Ohmygosh!
All you guys that are my Interweb friends are never gonna believe my new place. Um, that's why I haven't updated the online diary in a while. I've been breaking in the new place.
I told the Mayor about me leaving A.S.s. and that asshole Mofo, and he set me up with new digs. Well, first he put me up at teh Hampton Inn for a few nights until my new place was ready. (Apparently the names of the porns you watch DO show up on the bill. The Mayor couldn't get the city to cover those, so I'm out $57.37)
My new super-duper-headquarters is a loft-type place downtown. Downstairs there's a full bar, kitchen, tv/game room, weight room, bathroom and one of those ChuckECheese ball pits filled with jelly beans. Upstairs there's my room, another bar, another tv/game room and best of all.............. A ROOM FILLED WALL TO WALL WITH COMIC BOOKS!!!
It's the most kick-ass type place I've ever been. And I get to live there!!! It's just missing one thing...a fire pole. I want to be able to slide down if I'm in a hurry. So I'm gonna work on building one of those this afternoon.
I don't even have to commute either. It's right down town so I can walk to work when I get called in.
So, I'm gonna throw a house warming party and all my Interweb friends are invited, but not A.S.S. Well, maybe Puerto Rico Intro; but definitely not The Masked Shithead.
Party over here!!
Oh, and as a house-leaving gift, I told Nigel where Mofo lives. Hee hee. :)
LC
posted by Liquid Courage at Wednesday, February 08, 2006
4 Comments:
Yo, LC,
Glad to hear you're doing well, and...
Keep this on the hush hush, but Mofo, keeps shitting himself cause he doesn't get to the toilet on time. So HQ is starting to be a bit odorous. So, if things get too bad here, can I crash there for a night or two. By the way, please don't tell Mofo, I asked about this. I'd really prefer he doesn't get worked up. He has developed the habit of flinging his piss bag across the room when he gets really upset.
Wednesday, 08 February, 2006
Nope. I gots the only one. Which is gonna suck if I lose it. I guess I need to make a copy of it at Wally World.
Thursday, 09 February, 2006
Umm, if you lose the key, can't you just knock down the door?
Friday, 10 February, 2006
Oh I can get the door (or a wall if I want) open. I just don't want just anybody coming in to play with my jelly beans. I mean, coming into my house and playing in the jelly bean pit.
I guess I do have Bongo there to watch the house, but I don't wanna have a draft with no door and stuff...
Monday, 13 February, 2006
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