Quit saying I eat thunder and crap lightning!

Ok, apparently yours truly has been involved in something that he did not know he was involved in. And no, I don't mean a cool yet awkward love triangle with 2 hot chicks. Although, I have been in a love rectangle with 3 hot chicks. Well, sort of. I mean the 3 of them went at it and I watched. But that counts, right?

Anyhoo, what I meant is that Mofo keeps yelling at me about how he's so ashamed that I apparently fought in some sort of underground superpowered fighters fighting thing.

Alls I know is this:
1. woke up with a pretty bad hangover.
2. There was a big ol' honkin' trophy in my bed
C. I had a pamplet with me drawn on it stapled to my shirt (and it was my good shirt too!)
5. The Mayor sent me a kick ass basket of stuff with some note that Mofo says is because of me fighting...that he hopes to God is because of that. But you never know, I could have helped him out with something work-related. Seriously tho, if you DO know, let me know, cause I DON'T know. Ok?
2. Mofo won't stop yelling at me about how I could have endangeered me and him, and the team and the city and him and our friends and him and on and on. But I told him I apparently had a check for 35 thousand bucks from something and he stopped.
H. Now he keeps asking me if I feel up for another couple of fights.

So did I fight in this turnament or what? I'm not exactly a gunshoe or a dick or whatever it is you call people like Mofo, so I'm gonna need a little help. I do remember some bright lights and loud noises tho...I just figured I wandered into traffic again.

LC