I. Love. The liberry.

This place is freakin’ awesome!

They have some of the coolest stuff in here. Let me tells you all about what the cutest little Liberrian showed me the joint had:

-Regular people sized computers
-Regular people sized chairs (apparently there’s more than 1 colorful section)
-A freakin’ ball pit and jumpy castle in the kid’s section
-Wooly mammoth and caveman display
-A sign that now says “Captain caveman” on the wooly mammoth and caveman display
-Porn. Lots and lots and looooots of porn. She said the liberry was s’posed to have complete collections or something, but they had to keep the good stuff in a hidden section to keep it away from the pervs.
-A section on superheroes. The city decided that since we have so many danged superheroes, they might as well dedicate something to them. So now we have a 6’ by 9’ section in the liberry with a hand written note dedicating it. But it is written in cursive.
-Bean-bag chairs
-7 water fountains
-A snack bar
- Some broom closet where the cute liberrian said that noone ever goes in, and that if 2 people wanted to do something in, that they’d never get caught or interrupted. Cool. So the next time I need to have a secret-type informant meeting, I can go there.
- and a whole bunches of othe stuff that I forgot.

I may have to come and hang out at the liberry more often.

Who'da thunk it?

LC