Are these my people?

Milwaukee is named 'Drunkest City'

I found out where I might be originally from. Seeing as how I don’t really know who I am or wheres I’m from, I figured this might be the spot.

What I should do is go visit and ask people if they know me or if I look familiar to them. You know, cause if they know me, they can be all like “Yeah I know you. You’re LC. You live right down the street.”

Maybe I can even find my family. I always wondered what they’re like. I bet my mom’s like some cool secret agent and my dad’s a beer man. I probably have some snotty little sister who probably in my room right now goin’ through my stuff like I’ve told her a thousand times not to do. HEY! SNOTTY LITTLE SISTER! GET OUTTA MY ROOM DAMNIT! I’M TELLIN MOM AND DAD! I HATE YOU! AND, AND YOU’RE ADOPTED!!

Oooh! Maybe I can take in a Brewers game while I’m there. They rule!

LC