That's a buncha monkey crap!

This is so not fair. The peoples at the Zoo suck. They suck hard. They suck long and hard. And they’re liars. And they’re hippocats, cause they totally are letting people do what they wouldn’t let me do when I was at the Zoo. I was surf and turfing the Interweb last night, and I found these picatures from the local Zoo. Check this out:

What the hell?!?! When I try to play with the bears, they say I’m scaring them and causing disturbances and a whole buncha other nonsense. But when this douchebag (who looks way to much like me for this not to be some kinda mean joke on me) plays with bears, it’s all good. I bet they even let him have “Bear Race 500” like I tried to get Mofo to do. I had the checkereded flag and everything ready to go.


Even this guy gets to play with the elephants and hose people down with the “nose hose” like I was gonna do! Summer is the perfect time to drench the little kiddies with a powerful blast from Stampy’s face cannon. I call shenanigans on these Zoo bastards!!!

Sonofabitch! Even my favorite, the polar bears are in on it!


I am hownever, not surprised to see Taffy in on this hurtful prank. She’s a bitch. I think Mofo misses her though. He still mentions the “mind sexing”, or whatever it was they did, from time to times.

I just think that’s a buncha hooey and I for one will not stand for it! I’m dragging Mofo along with me to right the wrongs and evil doing that has befallen my favorite Zoo! Ok, fine, Mofo has to drive, but I plan on nagging him until he caves in and takes me to unwrong this stuff!

LC

Oh your time will come Whitey McWhite Bear. Your time will come. I’ll see you in “Bear Race 500”.