And Mofo says I phone it in

Texas man foils burglary in Britain

This gives me such a great idea.

I can fight crime and look at porn at the same time! Well, this time at home anyways. Cause sometimes I take some reading materials with me for when things get a little slow out on the streets.

Holy crappapotamus! I just realized that I can be all international now! Hmmm… I wonder how you say “Liquid Courage you saved my life! Please, please do me now!” in hot foreign girl languages.

Now to start looking for sites with webcams...

LC