Bored bored bored…

So slow lately. Nothin’ goin’ on.

No villains. No ninjas. No giant monsters. No giant monsters. No giant, robot monsters. No hot chicks all distressing. No nothing.

It’s like they all left town or took a vacation or went to a bad guy convention or something. So I got absolutely nothin to do. Well, crime bustin’ stuff anyways. I guess I could go back to the Library again. Yes, apparently it is “library” and not liberry. Mofo gave me a little grammar lesson involving him pouring out a beer every time I said it wrong. It was either learn to say “Library” or rip his arms off for wasting beer. And I needed him to drive me to get more beer, so I had to learn to say liberr… I mean, library.

Like I was sayin’, I could go back to the library, but it’s not near as much fun now; cause I don’t have the cute, little librarian to look at and talk to. She got fired for doin’ guys (and a few girls apparently) in that back closet she showed me. Damn, I wish I knew she liked doin’ that, cause I’da hit on her on account of her being so cute n stuff. Sure wish she’d told me.

So no library. And I think I found the end of the Interweb too. I can’t believe I’m about to say this but, I’m all porned out. I just can’t watch any more. Well, today anyways.

So I gots to find somethin’ to do for the rest of the day and night. I think I’ll rummage through the closets and see what I can find. I feel slightly arts n’ cfraty.

LC